"La Cucaracha King Five Finger Louie's" Burning the Midnight Oil, 12:38 am on Friday, March 19th

The City Council President's Office Lights were on 12:38 am this morning. What was the King, Five Finger Louie doing in his office at that time of the morning?

Planting Bugs King Five Finger Louie?

You investigating authorities looking into the Kings activities, check the shredding bins! We know that he had a visitor with a police escort yesterday and his BlackBerry was silent all day as well.

The King Showing his True Personality (note the mind controls in each hand)

City Council, I would change the locks on the Building Department's Office Door.

Could this be one of the reasons the Chief Financial Officer quit?

Fire Company # 1, watch your new fire truck savings, the King wants it and your building for his own.

Fire Companies 1 & 2, looks like you have a new Chief (King) in town and King Five Finger Louie knows whats best for you all so have fun.

Look for rental apartments coming soon to the Bank and the Masonic Hall Building on Cooper Street.

Queen Cook and King Louie like the new tenant activity in the house across the street (reminds King Louie of the Gardens) hence the push for the Convent Affordable Housing Slum King to get the Planning Bd approvals for more slum housing.

Just what Beverly needs more low income housing. But the Queen and King know that they can count on the low income residents of this housing to keep voting for them no matter how bad they screw up Beverly because they have no vested interest to see that things are well run. Hell it keeps the Cripts & Bloods in town and attracting more of the same.

Thats why Officer Tony Pearce had twenty some charges brought against him by King Five Finger Louie and why only one charge is remaining. You can't have the City and Prosecutors look like they made a mistake, so there is one remaining charge that keeps a good officer from the city streets where he is needed and because he was first in line for Police Chief, this keeps him out so that King Louie can place Car 54 as Chief instead of Officer Pearce.

We see that Car 54 still is parking his auto on the sidewalk across the street from his house, but understand from King Five Finger Louie's comments not published, that Car 54 is special and married to a City Council Member, he doesn't need to follow the City Ordinances like the King, like the rest of us city taxpayers. But we forgot, the King not only doesn't have to get his building permits closed out, he doesn't have to pay his taxes, because he is the King.

Now we also hear that the other special Beverly person, GC is a little bit miffed about the King and Queen giving all the zoning breaks to the Convent Affordable Housing Slum King because it will drive down the rents GC charges for his slum apts. One has to wonder if we will have a rumble in the jungle at the riverfront between the "Italian Stallion" and "La Cucaracha King Five Finger Louie". We would pay good money to watch that fight.

Thanks for the City Hall photo of La Cucaracha King Five Finger Louie's Office and establishing that la cucarachas do come out at night so that they can avoid the light of day (truth).

The Edgewater Park Reporters